Not really on topic, but some good news... :-)
Graham Marsden, 14 Sep 2005 13:45:12
"[...]
"Despite [Charles] Clarke's best efforts a fetish club is shortly to
open in the East Anglian town. The Trample Fetish Club offers the
citizens of Norwich, and beyond, the chance to be trodden on, sat upon
or given a general beating by a variety of lovely hostesses.
"The local council granted planning permission despite objections from
Clarke, the local MP, and 31 other people.
[...]
"If Mr Clarke can't stop a few middle aged pervs, then what chance does
he have against world terrorism?" What chance indeed."
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/14/clarke_gets_spanked/